Wolfgang Comes Out
That famous vertically challenged star of page, spleen and the Former Day Church of the Six Week Morons finally comes out of the broom cupboard.
Wolfgang – or Wolfie as he’s known to his friends – shot to fame with his box office smash hit – Mission Exfoliation. After a series of unproductive relationships at work, Wolfie became box cutter poison for a while, but he’s now on the up and up again with the birth of his new purple lycra top, designed and made especially for him by Jane Bun the Second.
Bollywood rumours are that Jane Bun the Second is a good friend of Wolfie’s and shares his love of Battlestar Galactica. The couple are both denying any relationship, insisting that they have their own separate BitTorrents.
posted by SuperJane @ 4:24 pm
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Now Wolfgang is very angry.
You see, it was all very well you taking his exfoliation advice and yes you do look pretty don't you think when exfoliated, but how is he to explain to Karl that he is reduced to a mere common university, when he is as y90oou have all been told so many times a Fashion leader, an emissary angel sent to bring you to the heaven of quality skincare? What will Stella think of Wolfgang now? He may be banished to the second row at Milan and it will all be your fault!!!!
Now Wolfgang is tired. The glamour has gone.
Hey Wolfie
You look marvellous...I'm sure Stella will understand
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