How To Disappoint A Man

It was a wet, rainy Wednesday evening in Suburbia.

Man is enjoying a couple of beers that he bought from the off-licence on his way home from work.

Man: “These beers are going down really well. I’m on my last one. The trouble with these Beck’s is that they’re smaller – and don’t last very long.”

Woman: “Why are they smaller? Are they World Cup specials or something?”

Man: (Groans inwardly): “No, this is nothing to do with the World
Cup – Beck’s are always smaller – only 275ml – decent beers have bigger bottles”.

Woman: “Don’t worry. I know you told me not to buy you beers when I went shopping because you wanted to cut down – but I ignored you anyway – and bought you some Beck’s from Sainsbury’s when I went shopping today.”

Man: (Hopefully): “Oh thanks. Where are they?”

Woman: (Helpfully): “I bought on-line. Sainsbury’s will be delivering them on Friday afternoon."

THE EPIBLOGUE

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